You all know KBC is Good Business.
But have you ever pondered...
How Good....????
Any guesses? Let's see...
Airtel is charging Rs.6/- per SMS sent for this contest.
Assuming there are only 100 entries from say 10 cities of some 20 districts and 20 states...
6(Rs/SMS) x 100(entries) x 10(cities) x 20(districts) x 20(states) = 6
x 100 x 10 x 20 x 20 = Rs.24,00,000
24 lakhs in 20 minutes.
(People trying for the 2 lakhs cash prize)
Imagine what if 1000 entries try out from 100 cities?
The figure simply grows by 2 more zeroes and yields a whopping 24 Crores!!!!
And it does not stop there...
In practice it could be another multiple of 100 or a multiple of 1000 on an average.
In that case it is 24 x 100crores earnings in just 20 minutes on every episode!!!
And the prize money: A mere 2 crore..
(and from whose pocket?)
Smart Business By Siddharth Basu!
And the best part of this calculation is just the SMS earning!!
What about the Ad money?
A rough annual profit calculation goes like this:
2400 x 5 x 4) (episode/month) x 12 = 5,76,000 crores.
Let even 50% get dissolved in taxes and other payments, still you will be left with (which includes even the meagre 480 crores of prize money i.e.if every episode bags 2 crore prize)!
2,88,000-crores profit !!! (only from SMS)
Simple Question:
"KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI"
and your options are---
A) SONY TV
B) AIRTEL
C) AMITABH BACHAN
D) SIDDHARTH BASU
Computerji iska jawab bataiye....
Ans: All FOUR..!!!!
Now you know why AB gets all emotional when the episodes end...........
Friday, January 28, 2011
A SHORT STORY
A SHORT STORY
Ramya was about to leave office after finishing her work. She got a call from her husband Karthik,
RAMYA: "Hello, yes Karthi".
KARTHIK: "Ramya, can you open my gmail and get a print out of the mail from that US consultant I forgot to take it in my office"
RAMYA: "Yes, I can, I need your password"
KARTHIK: "jeni22091980"
RAMYA: "Ok fine"
She takes the print out and logs out. Some thought struck her mind now.
JENI happens to be his college mate. Hmmm...
She decides not to discuss this with Karthik.
Then
She simply opens her mail box and changes the password from "mohan143" to "karthikramya" and leaves for home!
MORAL OF THE STORY: Change your password! After marriage !!!
Ramya was about to leave office after finishing her work. She got a call from her husband Karthik,
RAMYA: "Hello, yes Karthi".
KARTHIK: "Ramya, can you open my gmail and get a print out of the mail from that US consultant I forgot to take it in my office"
RAMYA: "Yes, I can, I need your password"
KARTHIK: "jeni22091980"
RAMYA: "Ok fine"
She takes the print out and logs out. Some thought struck her mind now.
JENI happens to be his college mate. Hmmm...
She decides not to discuss this with Karthik.
Then
She simply opens her mail box and changes the password from "mohan143" to "karthikramya" and leaves for home!
MORAL OF THE STORY: Change your password! After marriage !!!
Friday, January 14, 2011
!! Rajnikanth Mahakatha !!
!! Rajnikanth Mahakatha !!
Why did the British leave INDIA iN 1947 ?
.
.
.
.
.
Because they came to kNow a baby Named RajiNikaNth will be borN iN 1949!!
=============================================
The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
rajnikanth''s signature.
=================================
Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography...
.
.
Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records..
========================================
1+0=1
1*0=0
1-0=1
den
1/0=?
dis was d qstion 1ce asked 2 RAJNIKANTH nd he said,
"I dnt kno!"
Thats why it's declared as
"Not Defined"..!
=====================================
Rajnikanth doesn't shave...
he just looks in the mirror and dares hairs to grow...!!
==========================================
Part of apple's logo dat is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth...
=============================================
Once while playing Rajnikanth said " STATUE " to a person.........
Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY"....
=============================================
** Breaking news **
Rajnikanth......
got shot yesterday . .
today is the bullet''s funeral...!!
================================
What is that rajnikanth can do..that we cant even think of doin it..?!
He can answer a missed call.!
=================================
Breaking News:
Rajnikanth Presented A Cheque
&
;-) The Bank Bounced:-D
=========================
Did U ever wonder...??
Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
'Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!!'
=====================================
Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India...........
=====================================
Awesum fact..,
Rajnikant has counted infinity twice.!
================================
Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Gmail@rajnikant.com
================================
USA POWER
vs
INDIAN POWER
USA-
10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks,
12000 air force, 3000 ships
INDIA-
*RAJNIKANTH*
============================
Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back...
That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs...
====================================
A child went2 Kashmir& startd playing by making small mountains from ice.
Today those mountains are called "Himalyas"
&
That child name is
RAJNIKANTH
===================
FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..
.
.
.
.
.
Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.
===================
Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
To protect the sun from his eyes!
===============================
a 22 whealer huge truck once met with an accident against RAJINIKANTH
.
.
.
.
Since then,
it is called TATA NANO.
========================
Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s,
and got it.
==============================
Rajinikanth does push-ups,
he isn’t lifting himself up.
He is pushing the earth down.
Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:
I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours ... can u ???
rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it...
=======================================
Spider man,superman,batman,james bond , ironman, shaktiman, krish all visited rajnikanth.
Do u know which day it was?
.
.
.
.
.
.
GURU POURNIMA!
===============================
BREAKING NEWS.....
FACEBOOK HAS NOW JOINED ""RAJNIKANTH""
====================================
Once when rajnikant was playing cricket ,he played a defensive shot...
.
.
.
.
....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
And now that ball is called...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
" PLUTO "
Rajnikant once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar,
he is now called 50 cent..!!
===========================================
RAJNIKANT enters BIGG BOSS 4...
next day ...
RAJNIKANT chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!!!
=================================
Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants..
We all know who won..!!
Why did the British leave INDIA iN 1947 ?
.
.
.
.
.
Because they came to kNow a baby Named RajiNikaNth will be borN iN 1949!!
=============================================
The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
rajnikanth''s signature.
=================================
Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography...
.
.
Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records..
========================================
1+0=1
1*0=0
1-0=1
den
1/0=?
dis was d qstion 1ce asked 2 RAJNIKANTH nd he said,
"I dnt kno!"
Thats why it's declared as
"Not Defined"..!
=====================================
Rajnikanth doesn't shave...
he just looks in the mirror and dares hairs to grow...!!
==========================================
Part of apple's logo dat is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth...
=============================================
Once while playing Rajnikanth said " STATUE " to a person.........
Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY"....
=============================================
** Breaking news **
Rajnikanth......
got shot yesterday . .
today is the bullet''s funeral...!!
================================
What is that rajnikanth can do..that we cant even think of doin it..?!
He can answer a missed call.!
=================================
Breaking News:
Rajnikanth Presented A Cheque
&
;-) The Bank Bounced:-D
=========================
Did U ever wonder...??
Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
'Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!!'
=====================================
Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India...........
=====================================
Awesum fact..,
Rajnikant has counted infinity twice.!
================================
Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Gmail@rajnikant.com
================================
USA POWER
vs
INDIAN POWER
USA-
10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks,
12000 air force, 3000 ships
INDIA-
*RAJNIKANTH*
============================
Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back...
That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs...
====================================
A child went2 Kashmir& startd playing by making small mountains from ice.
Today those mountains are called "Himalyas"
&
That child name is
RAJNIKANTH
===================
FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..
.
.
.
.
.
Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.
===================
Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
To protect the sun from his eyes!
===============================
a 22 whealer huge truck once met with an accident against RAJINIKANTH
.
.
.
.
Since then,
it is called TATA NANO.
========================
Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s,
and got it.
==============================
Rajinikanth does push-ups,
he isn’t lifting himself up.
He is pushing the earth down.
Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:
I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours ... can u ???
rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it...
=======================================
Spider man,superman,batman,james bond , ironman, shaktiman, krish all visited rajnikanth.
Do u know which day it was?
.
.
.
.
.
.
GURU POURNIMA!
===============================
BREAKING NEWS.....
FACEBOOK HAS NOW JOINED ""RAJNIKANTH""
====================================
Once when rajnikant was playing cricket ,he played a defensive shot...
.
.
.
.
....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
And now that ball is called...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
" PLUTO "
Rajnikant once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar,
he is now called 50 cent..!!
===========================================
RAJNIKANT enters BIGG BOSS 4...
next day ...
RAJNIKANT chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!!!
=================================
Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants..
We all know who won..!!
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