Ques: Why did People started Praying in front of a DOG lying upside-down (ULTA) on a road?

Ans: Because the reverse (ULTA) of DOG is GOD.


Aishwarya Rai Bachchan is pregnant! Here are some funny Twitter jokes on the news: 1) Aishwarya is pregnant. At last Abhishek Bachchan has a hit! 2) How did this happen? Abhishek has ‘No Idea’. 3) Aishwarya tells Abhishek: “Main tere Bachchan ki maa banne waali hoon.” 4) Amitabh will have to rename his film to ‘Buddah Hoga Terra Dada.’ 5) Three generations of Bachchans - BigB, WannaB, and now BayB.

If you don't have an iPhone, you have a Baap Phone.

Woman buys a new sim card, puts it in her phone to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room. She goes to the kitchen, makes her voice sexy & calls her husband with the new number "hi darling", the husband responds in a low tone "let me call you back later honey, that bit** is in the kitchen".:O :s

ME: maa ! stop treating me like a kid ! plz
MOM: YA ! dont disturb me !!
ME: no m serious...the way u were treating me in front of that girl was totally uncool . mind it ! plzz !
MOM: ya ya ! u leaving ?
ME: YESSSS !! and dont you call and ask " ghar kab aayega " m a grown up man n i will be late !!
MOM: hey grown up man plzz ZIP UP your pants before leaving

A man buys a lie detector robot.......

A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides 2 test it at dinner.Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours? SON: at School. Robot slaps son! Ok,I lied,I went to the movies. DAD: Which one?SON:Toy Story. Robot slaps son again!Ok, it was a day with pornstar. DAD: What? When I was ur age, I didn't even know what porn was..Robot slaps Dad!MOM: Ha ha! After all he's ur son. Robot slap mom

Dear Mother-in-Law:

Dear Mother-in-Law:

Dont teach me how 2 handle my children,

I'm living with 1 of yours & he needs a lot of improvement. :-P;-)

Mother means Mom..

‎'कॉन्व्हेंट'मध्ये पिंकी घोकते
'Mother means Mom ' ...
घरी आल्यावर मात्र चित्कारते
'आये ssss... भूक लागलीय जाम'.....

ULTIMATE RAJNI FACTS

* RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG
........ LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA !!!!!!!!!!


* RAJANIKANTH DID HIS KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!!


* GOVERNMENT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJANIKANTH FOR LIVING IN INDIA !!!!!!!


* DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:
WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE.........!!!!!


* RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD......

THUS....................... THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!!


* THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..?????

BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE....


* BEST RAJANI JOKE!!!!!!
EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI!!!!


* AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROM MYSORE TO BANGALORE

RAJANIKANTH STOPPED IT AT MANDYA ....


* WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS?????

BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!!


* ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL.....!
SINCE THEN THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS
................
..............
SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!


* THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY.................................
.......... RAJANIKANTHS PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!


* BREAKING NEWS:
ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE.....!!
RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


* WHY DID RAJANI BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER?????
....................... TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!!


* BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING..


* .Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.