Ques: Why did People started Praying in front of a DOG lying upside-down (ULTA) on a road?

Ans: Because the reverse (ULTA) of DOG is GOD.


Aishwarya Rai Bachchan is pregnant! Here are some funny Twitter jokes on the news: 1) Aishwarya is pregnant. At last Abhishek Bachchan has a hit! 2) How did this happen? Abhishek has ‘No Idea’. 3) Aishwarya tells Abhishek: “Main tere Bachchan ki maa banne waali hoon.” 4) Amitabh will have to rename his film to ‘Buddah Hoga Terra Dada.’ 5) Three generations of Bachchans - BigB, WannaB, and now BayB.

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