ULTIMATE RAJNI FACTS

* RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG
........ LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA !!!!!!!!!!


* RAJANIKANTH DID HIS KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!!


* GOVERNMENT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJANIKANTH FOR LIVING IN INDIA !!!!!!!


* DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:
WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE.........!!!!!


* RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD......

THUS....................... THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!!


* THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..?????

BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE....


* BEST RAJANI JOKE!!!!!!
EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI!!!!


* AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROM MYSORE TO BANGALORE

RAJANIKANTH STOPPED IT AT MANDYA ....


* WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS?????

BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!!


* ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL.....!
SINCE THEN THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS
................
..............
SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!


* THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY.................................
.......... RAJANIKANTHS PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!


* BREAKING NEWS:
ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE.....!!
RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


* WHY DID RAJANI BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER?????
....................... TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!!


* BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING..


* .Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.